Chandler really does suffer from this. It's true. Take tonight at dinner for example....
Background information: We had parent conferences today at school and the girls' teacher is pregnant and we were talking about day care and other baby related stuff...
Chris: So, did we know that Mrs. B is pregnant?
Casey: *stunned she drops her fork, jaw drops open* What? Mrs. B is pregnant? I knew it! I knew it! I was afraid to ask her though.
Chandler: Well, I didn't know. If I had known, I would have asked her. I'm not afraid to ask that. I asked Miss Jane* in ASP if she was pregnant.
Me: You did? Well, is she?
Chris: You know, its not very polite to ask someone if they are pregnant. If they're not, then its like you just told them that they're fat.
Chan: Oh. Well I just put my hand on her belly and asked if she was pregnant.
Me: Oh, Chan. *shakes head*
Chan: Whaaaaat? I didn't know.
*name changed to protect the innocent
3 minutes later into dinner conversation
Chan: I really wonder what baby brother is going to look like when he gets older. I wonder if he is going to be handsome or if he's going to look like Jonah.
Me: Why? Because you think Jonah isn't handsome?
Chris: Cause that's really what you just said.
omg. I totally just read that my son is not handsome in the eyes of his cousins. Sniff, sniff. I guess he's no match for Linus.
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