Chandler: I sure am glad we don't live near the Vanilla Triangle.
Chris: Do you mean the Bermuda Triangle?
Chandler: (without missing a beat) Yes, that's another name for it.
On the ride home from school yesterday...
Casey: I really loved when we went to the museum this summer and I got to wear a white coat and play pet doctor. My favorite guest was Ginger.
Me: When you are a doctor, they are called "patients" not "guests".
Chandler: I am definitely NOT going to be a doctor.
Me: What are you going to be?
Chan: I am leaning towards a lifeguard.
Casey: You know, you could be a news writer.
Chan: Oh, I could DEFINITELY do that! I am a great writer. The only problem with that job is that my hand gets really tired when I write a lot.
Good to know.