Thursday, August 16, 2012

Humdingers

Quinn has been on a roll lately.  Sometimes I just can't keep up with the things that come out of that boy's mouth...

Me:  Quinn, what did you learn in school today?
Quinn:  Evwefink.  (everything)
Me:  Really?  Everything?
Quinn:  Yes.  I learn evwefink, evweday.

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Quinn:  My shiny tooth doesn't like boogers.

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Me:  I'm so glad you're holding my hand.  It makes me feel special when you hold my hand.
Quinn:  I don't really want you to feel special.
Chandler:  Hey!  You should be nice to Mama; she gave you the gift of life.
Quinn:  No.  That was Jesus.  Jesus gave me the gift of life.  And God.  Jesus and God.

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(Quinn sings.  A lot.  All.the.time.  He makes everything into a song and it is almost like he just can't help it.  Sometimes it can be annoying.)

Casey:  Quinn!  Why, why do you have to sing songs all the time????
Quinn:  Because that's what they're there for.  Songs are for singing.

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(and speaking for songs, he sings this one frequently)

This is the day, this is the day that the Lorax made, that the Lorax made.

(instead of This is the day, this is the day that the Lord had made, that the Lord has made.)

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(while petting the dog)

Quinn:  Hiya, Pops!  Hiya, Pops!
Me:  Um, Quinn?  Who are you talking to?
Quinn:  Bikey.  But I'm just calling him Pops.

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(and speaking of Pops...)

Pops:  I'm gonna call you MMP.  Motor Mouth Pendley.
Quinn:  No.  You should call me SSSP.  Super Special Sniffy Pendley.  Because I sniff evwefink.

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I should really write these down more often.  He makes me laugh everyday.  Or should I say, evweday.


1 comment:

Juli said...

Oh good heavens, I needed that laugh. Tell Q I owe him one. Next time I'm there, he can have ALL my pennies.