This is me. Today. With a shiner.
I would like to tell you how I got it, but really, I have no idea. It wasn't there yesterday afternoon, and then it was there when I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth before bed. So it occurred some time between 4pm and 10pm. Go figure.
Chris says that at the rate we're going, he's going to be taken away...his wife has a black eye, his son won't stop repeating swear words and one daughter punched a kid a school last week. He must be to blame.
In other news, today is my dad's birthday. I love that guy. He is, by far, one of the funniest people that I know and I strive to be like him everyday. According to him, his age is relative...the 80 year old ladies at work refer to him as the hot young guy. So there you have it.
**alternately titled, Hit Me With Your Best Shot