This is me. Today. With a shiner.
I would like to tell you how I got it, but really, I have no idea. It wasn't there yesterday afternoon, and then it was there when I looked in the mirror while brushing my teeth before bed. So it occurred some time between 4pm and 10pm. Go figure.
Chris says that at the rate we're going, he's going to be taken away...his wife has a black eye, his son won't stop repeating swear words and one daughter punched a kid a school last week. He must be to blame.
In other news, today is my dad's birthday. I love that guy. He is, by far, one of the funniest people that I know and I strive to be like him everyday. According to him, his age is relative...the 80 year old ladies at work refer to him as the hot young guy. So there you have it.
**alternately titled, Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Happy Birthday Leo!!
How crazy about your eye?? You would think one would remember being punched or poked in the eye. Hope it heals quickly ; )
Alternatively titled "you should see the other guy." I think you should come up with a story about it. "...and then I said 'oh no you ditn'...I took a swing at Tiffani...and the next thing I knew there were chairs flying and I got clocked with a Jager bottle..."
Excellent suggestion, Joy. I am going to run with it. I tried the battered wife route, but it just made me feel bad for making a joke out of such a thing. But oh no you ditn...I can totally rock that. Do you remember when Izzy took off her earrings and shoes to fight on Grey's? That would be me. :)
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